trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

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larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

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*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

(Source: basedgosh)

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